Competitions

Why are people so competitive?

If you want to feel an even greater sense of achievement than just getting published with us, we also occasionally run competitions.

Current Competitions

#IfPutinWasAWoman

What would be different? What would be the same?

What would happen to the borsch?

 

 

 

 

Previous Competitions

Myth of Mogg CURRENTLY BEING JUDGED

How did Jacob Rees-Mogg come to be?

Send us something that explains why and our favourite ones will get published here.

The most bestworst one will win a prize, namely a packet of hobnobs and a hand drawn picture of Jacob-Rees-Mogg. If you live outside the UK, we wont send a packet of hobnobs and instead you’ll receive a one-off unique picture of a packet of hobnobs.

Want to enter? Just send you thing with a 50 word bio to wantonfckerypoetry@gmail.com

(Arbitary) Deadline: 15th September 2017