Competitions

Why are people so competitive?

If you want to feel an even greater sense of achievement than just getting published with us, we also occasionally run competitions.

Current Competitions

Myth of Mogg

How did Jacob Rees-Mogg come to be?

Send us something that explains why and our favourite ones will get published here.

The most bestworst one will win a prize, namely a packet of hobnobs and a hand drawn picture of Jacob-Rees-Mogg. If you live outside the UK, we wont send a packet of hobnobs and instead you’ll receive a one-off unique picture of a packet of hobnobs.

Want to enter? Just send you thing with a 50 word bio to wantonfckerypoetry@gmail.com

(Arbitary) Deadline: 15th September 2017

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